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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet poodle 🐩 Rex eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮

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