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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍

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