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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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