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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮

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