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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Roxy eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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