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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛

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