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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Piper eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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