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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛

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