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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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