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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Wibble eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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