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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Wibble eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯

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