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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃

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