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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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