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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡

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