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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rufus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯

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