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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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