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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Thor eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮

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