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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Squishy eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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