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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dexter eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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