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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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