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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘

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