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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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