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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Ms
Sparkles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a pufferfish 🐡
a tiger 🐯
a rhinoceros 🦏
a venomous snake 🐍
a lynx 😺
a cheetah 😺
a wild boar 🐗
a hyena 🐺
a velociraptor 🦖
a warthog 🐗
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