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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
pug 🐶
Mrs
Sparkles
eaten by
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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random pathetic excuse
a tiger 🐯
a turkey 🦃
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a velociraptor 🦖
a lynx 😺
a cow 🐮
a hyena 🐺
a venomous snake 🐍
a pufferfish 🐡
a wild boar 🐗
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