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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏

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