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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simpkins eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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