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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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