Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bilbo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.