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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Simba eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡

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