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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍

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