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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Luna eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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