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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Millie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺

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