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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Alfie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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