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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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