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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Poppy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺

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