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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Frodo eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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