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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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