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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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