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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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