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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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