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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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