Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.