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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘

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