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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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