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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Akira eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺

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