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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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