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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Picard eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦

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