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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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