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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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