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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗

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