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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮

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