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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗

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