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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Piper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖

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