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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ginger eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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