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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Missy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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