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Pet death
My
mother
had their beloved pet
pony 🐴
Missy
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hippo 🦛
a cheetah 😺
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
an elephant 🐘
a turkey 🦃
a lion 🦁
a pufferfish 🐡
a warthog 🐗
a tiger 🐯
a cow 🐮
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