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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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