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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏

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