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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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