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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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