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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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