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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Champ eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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