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Pet death

My mother had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Sparky eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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